Cable now seems to have only five main themes.

'Most shocking video clips', 'fat reducing surgery' TV, 'American syndicates' (eg CSI, Without a Trace etc), people who catch snakes (wow, isn't there a lot of snakes!), and 'ghost watches' (eg Ghost Hunters, Most Haunted etc, and wow isn't there a lot of ghosts too!).

On the subject of ghost hunting see the clip of one of my FB friends, comedian Glen Maney, tackling the subject in one of his sketches...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUMJQKOJtSM

Thank God for people like Glen and clever complex and metaphorical drama shows like True Blood and Generation Kill.

And I've just realised that Countryfile is now Sunday evening viewing. How on earth did I miss this tumultuous event? Now I know that terrestrial television is dead for sure.

BTW does everybody else hate that bloody Go Compare advert with the opera singer that seems to be on every five minutes because the credit crunch and the internet have killed off television advertising?)

Hey!! I've just plugged them!!! I should get a fee for that...

'Go Compare, go compare... la dee dah'