Across the city campus I'm walking from Eldon Building in Winston Churchill Avenue to Park Building behind Guildhall Square and I'm going over the little bridge just past the Courthouse and Uni Halls of Residence...

A man cycles towards me and the other pedestrians across the bridge from the other direction. He passses the woman in front of me, looks at her, and shouts

'PENISAURAS, PENISAURAS'!!!!!!

before cycling off.

Only in the Island City...