Across the city campus I'm walking from Eldon Building in Winston Churchill Avenue to Park Building behind Guildhall Square and I'm going over the little bridge just past the Courthouse and Uni Halls of Residence...
A man cycles towards me and the other pedestrians across the bridge from the other direction. He passses the woman in front of me, looks at her, and shouts
'PENISAURAS, PENISAURAS'!!!!!!
before cycling off.
Only in the Island City...
pompeycaulkhead

Can't think of an appropriate one
Thats a good one!!!!!!
I was in a nightclub toilet one night when this guy kicked the door open, leapt in by way of a star jump, shouted "cheesy Grin time", gave the most disconcerting gurn I have ever seen and ran back out. Me and the fella at the other urinal looked at each other asking "what the....."!!!! To this day I have no idea. From his accent I have a feeling the mystery mug may have been a Pompey boy too!!!!