Only in the Island City Part Two...

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Only in the Island City Part Two...

by roadrocket @ 2009-01-29 – 15:50:46

A conversation I heard in the street between two posh men screaming like Banshee's at one another...

"What the fewk do you mean? How fewking dare you!!! I had fewking good reason!!!"

"So your Cat continually shits in my garden and yet I'm the one who ends up with the fewking Police knocking on my door?!!!"

"Well yes, you fewking moron. And it may have something to do with the fact that you hurled a bag of my Cats shit at me and my wife in the street and it exploded ALL FEWKING OVER US!!!"

Yet again I was laughing too much to intervene...
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19 Comments to Only in the Island City Part Two...

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- pompeycaulkhead
- 2009-01-29 @ 16:06:50
Play up Pompey!!!!!!!!
What a City, I love it!!!!!!
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- roadrocket
- 2009-01-29 @ 16:14:28
Pompey play up!!!!!!!!
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- justgrrl
- 2009-01-29 @ 17:19:21
you cannot/may not(?) take photographs of those scenes?
- - roadrocket
  - 2009-01-29 @ 20:35:53
  Well I did actually have a camera on me this time... but it would have only shown two men shouting at each other with no indication of what was being said. And although I do have a video function on my mobile, I would have had to have been about a foot away from them and that might have provoked another catshit missile with me as the target!!! LOL
  - - justgrrl
    - 2009-01-29 @ 20:41:23
    sometimes photographs reveal unknown aspects about people shouting at each other, especially when suported by ammunition, but - just because of the nature of ammunition - I fully understand your reserve...
    - - roadrocket
      - 2009-01-30 @ 01:17:11
      Yeah, I prefer Baseball Bats to Cat shit any day... Baseball Bats may leave bruises and bust heads but they don't leave you stinking like Mogden Sewage Works no matter how much you try to scub it off. I used to have three Cats; I know!!! LOL
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- juliepenkova ^Pro
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- 2009-01-29 @ 17:43:44
Can you make a sketch on TV about your island city
it would get grate viewings!!!
Looking foreward to part 3!!!
- - roadrocket
  - 2009-01-29 @ 20:40:18
  Right... There we are!! Brilliant idea!!! How about Internet TV as I own an internet TV website?
  
  Come on Pompeycaulkhead and MoonGoddess, we need some Pompey stories from you too!!!
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- xmillyxxx ^Pro
- 2009-01-29 @ 18:13:45
Bloody hell... And I thought it was rough round here x
- - roadrocket
  - 2009-01-29 @ 20:37:50
  That's the funny thing... These guys weren't rough. They were totally middle class with posh accents which is what made it even funnier...!!!
  - - xmillyxxx ^Pro
    - 2009-01-29 @ 21:08:40
    The best row's I have had are with Posh biatches
    - - roadrocket
      - 2009-01-30 @ 01:30:01
      Let me know next time you're building up to one, I wanna ring side seat... LOL
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        2009-01-30 @ 11:44:39
        
        No problem
        
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- Chyna_Doll
- 2009-01-29 @ 19:07:53
*Snerk*
- - roadrocket
  - 2009-01-29 @ 20:41:09
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- isadora101
- 2009-01-29 @ 22:11:10
Twopence halfpenny millionaires we call them!...they only aspire to be posh! Their true colours come through
- - roadrocket
  - 2009-01-30 @ 01:19:19
  Oi say old bean!! I 'ave almost five quid of capital don't ya know!!!
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-01-30 @ 18:43:47
I wish I were the cat in all of this.
- - roadrocket
  - 2009-01-31 @ 16:47:28
  Whoa!! Careful there!!! You'll have the scat freaks AND the furries signing up to your blog!!!!
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